MORE AJIT JOKES....(2)

Ajit: Maikal, Is saale ke ek haath mein laal aur doosre haath mein hara rang laga do.

Maikal: Lekin kyon baas?

Ajit: Bewakoof, itnaa bhi nahin jaanta? Jab pulice yehaan aayegi to ise range haathon pakad legi.

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Ajit: Raabert, Dayna (Diana) ko kuch khatta pila do.

Robert: Kyon boss?

Ajit: Bewkoof, woh Dayna se Daynasour ho jayegi, phir extinct kar dena.

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Robert: Boss Mona was found leaking information to police, what should we do with her?

Ajit: is ko sui lagake side me phekdo!

Robert : per kyo boss?

Ajit: sub sochenge ke Mona ne sui-side karliya.

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mickey mouse(to ajit)-boss mein ramayan seekhna chatha hoon, mujhe sikha do na...?

Ajit(to robert)-robert jaao ise deewar pe taang do

robert-per kyon boss?

ajit- deewar pe taangne se is ka naam WALLMICKEY ho jaeyga aur woh khud he ramayan seekh jayaga.

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Ajit was with Michael on the sea beach and asking to Michael

"Mikaal sona kidhar hai?

Michael said: Boss! pura beach khali pada hai kahin bhi so jayiye...!!

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Michale came and told to Ajit, Boss Mona darling bhag gai..

Ajit said : Aaisa ho nai sakta , uske kapde to mere pass hai..!!

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Ajit pointing towards the prisoner says to Robert:

"Rabart isko duster se mar dalo, yeh mar bhi jayega aur mit bhi jayega".

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Ajit: Rabert, ees kotte ko kala paint laga do!

Rabert: magar, kyoon ?, Boss.

Ajit: aarey bevakoof, main eese blackmail karna chatha koon!

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Scene : Ajit ordering Robert to kill an enemy.

Raaaaaaaabert, ise Social Security pe daal do.

Society ise jeene nahi degi, aur Security ise marne nahi degi.

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Robert : Boss, mission par kaise jaoon, mujhe Headek ho raha hai.

Ajit : Abe, head ek ho ya do, kaam to karna hi padega.

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Ajit : Raaaaaaaabert, test match ka kya scene hai ?

Robert : Boss, Viv. Richards Chhakke pe chhakka maar raha hai.

Ajit : Saale ko sabak sikhana padega. Lunch time mein use phone milao. (In Lunch Time)

Ajit : Richards, tumhari maa hamari kabze mein hai.

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Robert : Boss, humne ek CID ko pakad liya hai.

Ajit : Ise marke Police Station ke samne daal do. Aur uske badan par ek sui chubha do.

Robert : Par sui kyon, Boss ?

Ajit : Bewakoof! Pulees samjhegi ki sui-CID hua hai.

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Raaaaaaaabert, Harshad Mehta ka stool test karao.

Pata to chale akhir ye BullShit kya hota hai.

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Raaaaaaaabert. is kutte ko Microprocessor mein daal do. Bit by bit mar jayega saala.

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Ajit is pleased with the chef and wants to reward him.

Ajit: Robert, go to this chefs house, remove his door bell and replace with a bag of peas.

Robert: Why Boss?

Ajit: You stupid, so that when he gets home he will get a no-bell pea surprise!

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After a firangi ( a non-indian) double crosses Ajit

Ajit: Robert,ees firangi ko electric shock laga ke maar Dalo aur ees ki lash ke

haath me^n yogurt ka dibba rakh do.

Robert: vo kyo^n boss?

Ajit: Bevakuf, jub police ko lash milegi to police samjegi ke ye firangi culture shock se mar gaya.

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Raabert and Ajit are in a boat. The boat suddenly springs a hole and water starts coming inside. Raabert is perplexed !

Raabert: Boss ab kya hoga ??

Ajeet: Raabert Ek aur hole bana do , aur ek hole me IN aur doosre me out likh do . Ek hole se paani ander aayega aur doosre se bahar chale jayega !!

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AJIT: Magar Raaaabert, mard aur mouse mein ek pharak hai RAABERT: Raabert-"Woh kyaa hai baaaasss ?

AJIT: Kuch mardon ko Mousiji hoti hai, magar mouse ko kabhi mardji

nahin hoti.

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AJIT: Raabert, isko Great Wall of China le jaakar phansi mein laga do,

great wall hanging ban jayegi

Scene: Ajeet ordering his chela to kill the enemy

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Robert-"Boss, Boss Harshwardhan Nawate KBC mein ek crore rupaye jeet gaya"

Ajit-"Raabert, tum Harshwardhan ko kidnap kar lo"

Robert-Par wo kyon Boss?

Ajit-"kyon ki bahoot jaldi hum use le kar ek naya game show banane jaa rahen hain, jis ka naam ho ga-kaun Banega Mona ka pati"?

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Robert-"Boss, aap ek pair mein 8 no ka aur doosre pair mein 9 no ka joota kyon pehente hain"?

Ajit-"Kyon ki humaare ek pair mein 8 ungliyaan hain aur doosre mein 9"

More to come.......

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